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in English


Audacious, Humorous, Provocative



11 x 17,5 cm

94 pages

10,80 EUR



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11 The Führer-Shine

German licence to conquer Britain by car


12 Junckers Ltd.      

Britain’s new Challenge


14 Auf in den Kampf ...

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28 Corbyn cutting his suit according to his cloth


30 “Aufbau North”

Swollowing Pride and Prejudice


32 Scotch on the Rocks

England’s Blend of Hope and Glory


39 Letter from America

Volkswagen’s Trump Card

‘The Presidential Cheetah’


43 The Promised Land

The tempting sound of an English word


69 Fake News


70 The ominous and sinister McPye

A story written with the likelihood of bias


76 German Epilogue


German Delicacies

The WURST is still the best


Germany first! – Say “JA” to Dexit


83 British Epilogue


I have a cream ...


Britain on a sharp edge


British handyman


The Lion’s Pen


Leap in the dark


Global Britain – Sweet and sour


High Wire Act – Back to the future


The Month of Merry May


91 Remember, Remember ...




To the British people


My most respected British friends I fear

there are some things you do not want to hear.

My words – that can be sharp and also lax –

audaciously reveal some hidden facts

that shape the inmost spirit of our nations

and influence our mutual relations.

Yet if you take them with a pinch of salt,

forgive the odd mistake and random fault,

my words may be regarded as a gift.

They seek to understand and heal our rift.



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“Aufbau North“

 Swallowing Pride and Prejudice


They say that Corbyn is a man that for his part

supports the people of the North with all his heart.

This is the region that gives rise to various disputes

as here some of the British troubles have their roots.

To solve these grievous problems Corbyn has begun

to ask some British specialists what should be done

to turn the North once more into a blooming scene

to make it wealthy, habitable and serene.

He learnt in theory this wasn’t a big thing,

in practice it would be a mission for a king.

Yet over this the Labour Party got divided

and this is why their Leader cleverly decided

to leave the execution of the job at hand

to veritable experts that do understand

how one should tackle matters of such vast dimensions

although this meant he had to break with old conventions.

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“Risen from Ruins”




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