Audacious, Humorous, Provocative
11 x 17,5 cm
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11 The Führer-Shine
German licence to conquer Britain by car
12 Junckers Ltd.
Britain’s new Challenge
14 Auf in den Kampf ...
28 Corbyn cutting his suit according to his cloth
30 “Aufbau North”
Swollowing Pride and Prejudice
32 Scotch on the Rocks
England’s Blend of Hope and Glory
39 Letter from America
Volkswagen’s Trump Card
‘The Presidential Cheetah’
43 The Promised Land
The tempting sound of an English word
69 Fake News
70 The ominous and sinister McPye
A story written with the likelihood of bias
76 German Epilogue
The WURST is still the best
Germany first! – Say “JA” to Dexit
83 British Epilogue
I have a cream ...
Britain on a sharp edge
The Lion’s Pen
Leap in the dark
Global Britain – Sweet and sour
High Wire Act – Back to the future
The Month of Merry May
91 Remember, Remember ...
To the British people
My most respected British friends I fear
there are some things you do not want to hear.
My words – that can be sharp and also lax –
audaciously reveal some hidden facts
that shape the inmost spirit of our nations
and influence our mutual relations.
Yet if you take them with a pinch of salt,
forgive the odd mistake and random fault,
my words may be regarded as a gift.
They seek to understand and heal our rift.
Swallowing Pride and Prejudice
They say that Corbyn is a man that for his part
supports the people of the North with all his heart.
This is the region that gives rise to various disputes
as here some of the British troubles have their roots.
To solve these grievous problems Corbyn has begun
to ask some British specialists what should be done
to turn the North once more into a blooming scene
to make it wealthy, habitable and serene.
He learnt in theory this wasn’t a big thing,
in practice it would be a mission for a king.
Yet over this the Labour Party got divided
and this is why their Leader cleverly decided
to leave the execution of the job at hand
to veritable experts that do understand
how one should tackle matters of such vast dimensions
although this meant he had to break with old conventions.
“Risen from Ruins”