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Supplement Songs Bonn Satire Tullimericks
Three Uniquely Lascivious Limericks
by
The Notorious Rhymer
A small selection of the many limericks written under the watchful eyes of Mr. Andrew Giddings while recording
some Italian songs in Dave Pegg's studio in the summer of 1996, revised in 2003.
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Ian's flute A girl, who was pretty astute, knew that Ian had many a flute. As she liked some distraction he put one into action that was much more delightful and cute. |
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No strings attached! This musician by name Martin Barre once invited a girl to a bar where he - feeling bored - learned a new bar-accord by unhooking her stiff lacy bra. |
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Andy on the rocks A fan who accosted smart Andy looked so sexy she made him feel randy. Much to his frustration she preferred conversation so he quenched his desire with brandy. |
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